sheer potentiality

I’ve decided lately that I’m going to file several lawsuits for false advertising.

1. Having tried it, I can, in fact, believe that it is not butter.
2. I’ve used Axe for several months now, and not once have I been jumped by strange women in public.
3. My friend Mike informs me that he’s found better buys than he could find at Best Buy.

Let’s sock it to the large corporations.

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