Bathroom ideas
One of these days, I’m going to get married and buy a house. When I do this, I’m going to have a urinal installed in the bathroom. There are three reasons for this. One, it would be an idiosyncrasy to have a urinal in my home bathroom, and that amuses me. Secondly, it would probably be more convenient. Most importantly, however, it will end all those stupid arguments about the toilet seat.
Of course, someone will have to clean the thing. But I have a solution for that too: do the bathroom completely in tile and install a self-cleaning system with a floor drain and high-pressure sprinklers on the ceiling.
This will, of course, necessitate a waterproof door. Somewhat like those from a Navy ship. True, my wife might object to the aesthetics of such a setup. But if it’s such a big deal to her, then she’ll just have to deal with me leaving the toilet seat up once in awhile.
It’s not that hard to put a toilet seat down. Really. You just push on it and it goes down. Miracles of science, really.