Traffic statistics
Well, I went to check my traffic statistics. As always, the search phrases for May are amusing. They include the following:
“prohibition era violin cases smuggling liquor”
Actually, I thought prohibition-era violin cases were for smuggling Thompson submachine guns. It probably hit my St. Valentine’s Day post of about a year ago when I suggested that it should be celebrated primarily as the anniversary of the eponymous massacre.
“are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?”
This surprisingly deep and probing question paraphrases part of my conversation with God.
“i keep getting random long lasting erections”
This probably matched my parody disclaimer. Um, and I don’t know what to advise. Except masturbating more often.
“unbifurcated garments”
Hooray! One of my favorite topics!
“why is it acceptable for women to wear pant but not for men to wear skirt”
From April:
“cadbury eggs disgusting”
“how to annoy a neighbor”
BY LEAVING YOUR ALARM CLOCK RUNNING FOR 30 MINUTES CONTINUOUSLY!
“become a gay prostitute”
I don’t know anything about that. But I do know that one way of getting out of blood donation is ” have sex with a gay prostitute from Nigeria since 1977 while high on intravenous drugs… while you were spending a cumulative total of three months or more in the United Kingdom (U.K.) between 1980, and 1996, while eating exclusively mechanically separated beef”.
“how much does the u.s. pay cuba for guantanamo bay”
“ticketmaster in the process of being printed”
As Mike Klein said, “that must be one fucking slow printer”.
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You are atheist, right? (my apologies to you if I am mistaken) That was some conversation with the big guy! Respectfully…why write a ‘conversation with God,’ if you do not believe?
I was raised in a liberal atheist home and it seemed that most of our discussions involved why we were so much smarter and more enlightened that those who believed in fairy tales, invisible powers and fantastical beings.
And yet I loved sci-fi, the paranormal, and romantic literature, which involves…fairy tales, invisible powers and fantastical beings.
I’m not starting the believe/do not believe debate - just found your ‘conversation with god’ post interesting.
I didn’t write the whole thing—that was my transcript of my chat with the iGod artificial intelligence. There was a fairly conspicuous link in the post that apparently no one thought to follow. I found the conversation amusing and posted it.