sheer potentiality

This is the most awesome news story I have ever read:

Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests attacked each other with brooms and stones inside the Church of the Nativity as long-standing rivalries erupted in violence during holiday cleaning on Thursday.

And the best part?

Palestinian police, armed with batons and shields, quickly formed a human cordon to separate the two sides so the cleaning could continue, then ordered an Associated Press photographer out of the church.

You know you’ve slipped into bizarro world where the Palestinians are stopping religiously-motivated fighting.

I was reading the news today and came across this story about a murdered pornstar.And then the idea came to me. I’m not sure why my mind went here, or if it’s a good thing—but wouldn’t “murdered pornstar” be an awesome name for a drink? Aspiring bartenders, suggest recipes.