Traffic statistics
Thursday, May 10th, 2007Well, I went to check my traffic statistics. As always, the search phrases for May are amusing. They include the following:
“prohibition era violin cases smuggling liquor”
Actually, I thought prohibition-era violin cases were for smuggling Thompson submachine guns. It probably hit my St. Valentine’s Day post of about a year ago when I suggested that it should be celebrated primarily as the anniversary of the eponymous massacre.
“are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?”
This surprisingly deep and probing question paraphrases part of my conversation with God.
“i keep getting random long lasting erections”
This probably matched my parody disclaimer. Um, and I don’t know what to advise. Except masturbating more often.
“unbifurcated garments”
Hooray! One of my favorite topics!
“why is it acceptable for women to wear pant but not for men to wear skirt”
From April:
“cadbury eggs disgusting”
“how to annoy a neighbor”
BY LEAVING YOUR ALARM CLOCK RUNNING FOR 30 MINUTES CONTINUOUSLY!
“become a gay prostitute”
I don’t know anything about that. But I do know that one way of getting out of blood donation is ” have sex with a gay prostitute from Nigeria since 1977 while high on intravenous drugs… while you were spending a cumulative total of three months or more in the United Kingdom (U.K.) between 1980, and 1996, while eating exclusively mechanically separated beef”.
“how much does the u.s. pay cuba for guantanamo bay”
“ticketmaster in the process of being printed”
As Mike Klein said, “that must be one fucking slow printer”.
